tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84664067236102255712024-03-13T22:41:58.734-07:00Girl on Gore...And you thought it was safe to take her to a chick flick.Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-80394256675809949662013-01-08T23:34:00.001-08:002013-01-08T23:34:25.628-08:00Dropping Evil teaser<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I'm not sure what it's like in a lot of other cities but here in Tucson the degrees of separation are as thin as the blood of the cold intolerant natives. Again, with nothing to compare this to, this city has taught me it's not so bad bumping to everyone and their cousins and co-workers and classmates etc. if the people you bump into are fascinating. I felt like I had won something, a rare occasion, when I received a copy of Dropping Evil released last year. Screenwriter and co producer Louis Doerge just so happens to live in the same city as me! </div>
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So, here's the trailer. Gonna tease you for just a tiny bit. Review is going up tomorrow</div>
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<br />Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-60217121535731400352012-12-12T19:53:00.001-08:002012-12-12T19:53:46.666-08:00OOOhh. Art!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
One of my absolute favorite blogs to get lost in for awhile is http://insidetherockposterframe.blogspot.com/. Seriously. As if I didn't find enough reasons to procrastinate in almost every part of my life. Its bursting with beautiful art and most of it is really rad movie posters and band art. I wasted a nice big chunk of time here, zoning out and finding really good horror movie artwork...Um, but I did it for you. Ya, that's it, I was researching for this post the whole time. </div>
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Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-21626708041874979512012-12-09T18:48:00.000-08:002012-12-09T18:48:48.258-08:00Blue Madera Christmas gift!Jingle the bells. Deck the halls. Partridge your pear trees! Ah yes, its beginning to look like Christmas. Doesn't feel that way from where I'm standing in still sunny Tucson, AZ. Not complaining guys. I'm bundled up here in 60 degrees. Oh, you cold Jack Frost. You cold. But just because my thin blood has turned to ice in the sweltering Arizona winter, it does not mean my heart has froze over. I'm burning alive!! Burning with the spirit of giving! Really, my chestnuts of charity are close to roasting over the joy of Christmas.<br />
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So, as a little gift, my roommate/BFF/web designer/totallyradhumanbeing, Sami, has made a classic horror background for you! You can check out Sami's website designs at http://bluemadera.com/<br />
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I'm raising my glass of eggnog to you and assuming you too are bundled up on the couch watching Black Christmas or Silent Night Bloody Night! Or Gremlins. Or Santa's Slay. If thinking horror and Santa belong together is wrong, save me a permanent spot the naughty listGirl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-8225685385143395462012-12-06T20:16:00.000-08:002012-12-06T20:16:00.167-08:00Great Moments in Gore<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Alright Internet horror movie buddies. I know Ive said this time and time again but I am returning to Girl on Gore for real this time! So, lets consider this great moment in gore that urh..drink that I owed you? Yes. An I missed you drink! A lets get nerdy drink! I ordered for you. I believe it's your drink right? Blood. Uncountable monsters. Uncountable deaths. All shaken together with Joss Whedon wit. Hands down, one of my favorite movies of the year, Cabin in the Woods was like the sweetest love letter to the horror fans. Its like ooh that's in homage to this! Note the hilariously flattering nods to this! That bladeface dude with the puzzle orb is so Pinhead with the puzzlebox!<br />
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-Behind door number 1!! and..2..and...3.....and on and on. </div>
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Oh yes..Shaken not stirred. </div>
<br />Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-85700602010699610922012-06-12T15:50:00.001-07:002012-06-12T15:50:55.131-07:00Back in BuisnessMy dear horror guys and gals! I have just disappeared on you for a big fucking chunk of time huh? As you all know sometimes the greatest horrors of our lives are the damn 24 hrs in a day! I cant stay away from my baby any longer so I am returning to Girl on Gore. Be prepared for a lot more activity on here. I have a lot of fun things in store.<br />
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Missed nerding out with you guys sooooo much!!!Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-79009919192404952482012-04-26T16:59:00.000-07:002012-04-26T16:59:08.279-07:00Great Moments in Gore<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sexual education is crucial. And it's gotta be more than, "Don't do it!" Lets face it, nothing makes a person wanna do something more than saying its forbidden. Oh, those apples are enticing aren't they? I'm not one to stand for a cause without contributing some ideas. If those horrifying pictures of Stds are not dissuading enough, they made me douse myself in anti-bacterial soap and gloves but some people are so stubborn, I say we use something a little more potent.<br />
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So, horror fans and sexual educators (is that the pc term?) I present video evidence of why caution needs to be used. Oh...and if you are selecting a hooker always check for bolts and stitches. If her face is moving around like shes full of electricity.....she's probably a Frankenhooker.<br />
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Talk about happy endings. </div>
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I'm sold baby and I was ever since the first time I read about the strange flick from Czech film maker Jan Svankmajer. If your familiar with any of the director's other works such as,<i> Alice</i> and<i> Faust</i> maybe the many clips of energetic and sometimes horny meat wont seem quite so strange. Yes. Meat. Crazy people and lots and lots of meat. Vegetarians and innocent Czech men, be warned. There is no escaping man's constant battle with sanity, or the violent techniques of a big old nut house, doomed to destroy itself.<br /><br />Drawing inspiration from the writings of infamous loony, the Marquis De Sade, and two of Poe's chilling stories(which I had to look up cause I'm so rusty on my Poe) the film is seeped in a moody very black comedy. Jean Berlot (Pavel Liska) suffers panicked nightmares that cause him to have destructive effects on the room he happens to be in, be it hotel or mental institution. After one of these episodes he is befriended by our modern day marquis(Jan Triska) who, after some lively and non conventional disscussion, brings him to his home. And that's where all the surreal debauchery begins.<br /><br />The marquis is holding cake eating, fuck fests as a form of carnal therapy and it was all a little blasphemous for Jean's liking. Despite the marquis' heated arguments against mother nature and God, Jean is still not convinced that this is going to fix his head. No. It isn't until the guy chokes on a banana, gets Jean to bury him, and then pops back to life, that Jean agrees to go to an innovative sanatorium.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Lunacy-2005-movie-sileni-5.jpg" /></center><br /><br />The patients are enabled and encouraged to act on their delusions with absolute freedom. I mean, there are some preventive measures intact. It's safer to bang your head against a pillow then a bare stone pillar. Of course!! As if the free roaming chickens and extreme Pollock art classes aren't enough there is a beautiful woman, Charlotte(<span class="st">Aňa Geislerová), who needs rescuing. Jean failed to follow a classic horror rule, get out while you can and whatever you do, don't sign yourself into the crazy house. And you probably should remember to be careful who you fall in love with in this kinda setting.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/i/4/i404kg7htuqxix0t.jpg" /></center><br /><br />As Jean searches for the original staff, who Charlotte claims is tucked away somewhere after a recent mutiny, we all realize there's not a single character with a clear intention for the poor guy. All his good intentions could not cancel out his mistake in trusting that freaky deaky girl. Things get much worse instead of better, though I guess it depends on how you look at it. Would you rather attend a ritualistic fuck fest or get your tongue cut out.<br /><br />Oh and meat. Scattered quite frequently between scenes are stop motion steaks, tongues, eyeballs, and pulsing ground meat. They were pretty damn frisky and about as literal as "frisky meat puppet" can get. </span>Svankmajer is a big fan of the stop motion and while I have to admit, seeing that meat roll around in the dirt and mate with each other was pretty damn cool, it lost it's potency before the first half of the movie was finished. There's only so much meat a person can handle. Every 10 minutes...I pray for the well being of the crew and only hoped they washed their hands often.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9cdwsoMLi1qcvdh0o1_500.jpg" /></center><br /><br />Lunacy is a one viewing only movie and it's not that for everyone. It is a very slow moving 118 mins. that's absolutely unavoidable. I had committed. I had to finish. Every time I thought I was following along just fine that damn meat with writhe in and marinate everything in it's repetitiveness. I probably won't watch Lunacy again but I am glad that I did watch it. The one time.<br /><br />All of the actors were very convincing in their roles, using nudity, betrayal, insanity, and over all debauchery to get the character across. And the characters did have a very thought provoking question to ask. What is more freighting? Absolute freedom and indulgence or absolute restriction and punishment? Come to think of it, who was the craziest person in the place? Everything took a delightfully surreal, turn for the worse which I always appreciate but I think that spoke for itself. I don't often like when the director needs to explain the movie before the movie. Didn't work for me in the past and I thought it was unnecessary in Lunacy.<br /><br />When it comes to my recommendation... I guess I have to ask you...how do you feel about meat and crazy people? You like um? Do you love um?<br /><br /><br /><span class="st"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span>Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-18087185159168554532012-03-22T16:57:00.002-07:002012-03-22T17:12:22.900-07:00Great Moments in Gore<center><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/D0wShZqevLU" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe></center><br /><br />I am suffering from a serious lack of sleep today. Its your typical, woke up late so tried to buy a coffee to get my ass moving, Spilt entire coffee as I rode my bike to work so fast it hurt with a general grumpiness residing all day type thing. I had a case of the Mondays on Thursday. I thought a week full of Mondays was my worst nightmare come true but that hasn't got shit on the nightmares of our horror movie heros.<br /><br />I think I'd rather face complete sleep deprivation over Nazi werewolf mercenaries, well unless they showed up to my dream family's dream living room on Monday....Just cut my throat now you mutant.<br /><br /><center><b>Features:</b><br />-Said Nazi werewolf mercenaries.<br />-Beloved siblings and family watching The Muppets<br />-Machine Guns<br />-Fire<br />- The classic, I'm awake now, oh shit I was just dreaming I woke up, moment.<br />- A bloody sexy British nurse<br /><br />Oh that note, I think it's nap time.<br /></center>Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-57768154437192506702012-03-18T18:41:00.003-07:002012-03-18T19:04:38.712-07:00Art to Help you Pick the Next FlickIf you're anything like me, sometimes it doesn't matter how many 100's of titles you have to pick from, there's nothing to watch!!! So here's some art that can make those hard choices for you.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-u0cckEGhTkg/TichrFSftWI/AAAAAAAAAAc/d_7XhoWt5bs/s1600/TCM-01+Gunnar+Hansen+signed.jpg" /><br />-Texas Chainsaw Massacre by <a href="http://http://godmachinedesigns.blogspot.com/">Godmachine</a><br /><br /><img src="http://wellmedicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/tales_of_terror.jpg" /><br />Tales of Terror<br /><br /><img src="http://wellmedicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dead_are_alive.jpg" /><br />The Dead are Alive<br /><br /><img src="http://www.soundonsight.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Suspiria.jpeg" /><br />Suspiria by <span class="text"> <span class="style1"><a href="http://wbyk.com.au/"></a></span><a href="http://wbyk.com.au/"><span class="style1">WBYK</span></a></span><br /><br /><br /><blockquote></blockquote>Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-48456223697170395052012-03-18T16:59:00.004-07:002012-03-18T18:23:49.442-07:00Things Ive Learned from Horror MoviesIts not easy being beautiful. For years and years...and YEARS we have been inflicting varieties of torture upon ourselves, all a sacrifice to beauty. Now, I have never bound my feet but I do have to pluck my brows. Oh, how I have suffered. Beauty is pain but you know whats even more painful then everyday maintenance and long standing cultural traditions? Getting slashed and hacked!<br /><br /><center><b>Rule:Wearing those super cute heels even though you know a slasher is on the lose is beyond taking one's appearance too seriously, its suicide!!</b></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.buzzfocus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sq-10.jpg" /><br /><br />Look. I know you wanna look good. We all do but life is far more valuable than our make-up. If you find yourself in a death is the only option situation you need to get a bit dirty. Throw those loud shoes aside, get leaves and dirt in your hair, and why not, tear up the top when you need to bandage someones big gaping wound. Pretty girls die.<br /><br />Keep in the mind the risks you are taking:<br /><img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRBSDh1ptkFeQI6C79jkWBwENOXTqB6-YoKr42nQo9srl_FfucCiS0ZiZPf" /><br />- Curling irons could be very dangerous in the hands of a summer camper with problems!!!<br /><br /><img src="http://www.chud.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Psycho-1960-Alfred-HItchcock-Janet-Leigh-pic-2.jpg" /><br />-Don't over shower! Its hard on your scalp..and really hard on your pulse.<br /><br /><img src="http://theronneel.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Night-of-the-demons32.jpg" /><br />Lipstick. One minute your putting it on your face. Next thing your putting it in your nipple.<br /><br /><br />If you wanna live, start getting dirty.<br /><img src="http://www.ejumpcut.org/trialsite/buxtonTxChnswMscr/JCpixA/image002.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></center>Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-66710659584124940602012-03-14T18:56:00.001-07:002012-03-14T19:01:08.414-07:00The Woman in BlackThe Woman in Black<br />Directed by:James Watkins<br /><br /><center><img src="http://huhyadit.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/woman_in_black_ver5.jpg?w=692" /></center><br /><br />Its cute when two horror nerds get together. Right? Phone calls and long hugs, holding hands to the sound of chainsaw cutting through the bone of some nubile babe! I'm talking about date night of course. *cough* I wouldn't know anything about chainsaws. Or..bone cutting. Nubile babes...No comment..i'm a lady. Yep, date night movies just got a little more atmospheric.<br /><br />The Woman in Black, Hammer film's new adaptation of a popular British ghost story, probably would have really spooked couples less seasoned than my date and I. That's not to say I didn't like it. There was a lot I did enjoy about it but I just didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would. A habitual sufferer of hypamovieuptoomuch-itis, I can spot the symptoms of a film not quite strong enough to reach the expectations set for it.<br /><br />The film, based on the novel by Susan Hill, follows the woeful life of young widower, Arthur Kipps(Daniel Radcliffe). Seriously, they grew up real fast back in those days didn't they? In an attempt to keep his job, and provide for his little boy or lad is probably more appropriate, he travels to a rural community to settle the estate of the deceased Alice Drablow. The town is full of strange, stand -offish villagers, dead set on keeping Arthur out of Mrs. Drablow's house and their kid's sight. After digging through mounds of dusty paperwork and diabolical wind up toys at the specter's estate, he sets in motion the self inflicted deaths of the town's youngsters. We all know he must now uncover the mystery of the woman in black before she pops up again, foreshadowing another horrific death.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R0ZUcE7tSpQ/T09nGsrHEcI/AAAAAAAAEYs/GfIkKJ18vJs/s1600/Woman+in+Black+cemetery.jpg" /></center><br /><br />I love a haunting story. Houses just hold the memories of the past deep in the fibers of its insulation. The previous tenant's pains collect in all those little corners you can't reach. The Woman in Black did a beautiful job of creating a dreary, dark atmosphere with effective cinematography and a classic type of ghost story. I did not feel lacking on pretty shots of Harry..I mean Arthur gazing out of the train window into the dark countryside but I felt the movie did leave me lacking elsewhere.<br /><br />Radcliffe did an applaudable job with the lead role and it was certainly a challengingly one, with a big chunk of the film landing solely on his shoulders as he wandered the house in silence. I just would have liked to see a more seasoned actor in this role. The whole time he is seeing all this paranormal activity and children committing suicide left and right, I wanted to see him questioning himself. I would be skeptical of my sanity and I didn't see it in him.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.moviespad.com/photos/the-woman-in-black-movie-2012-b856a.jpg" /></center><br /><br />Granted, this was a pg-13 so a certain safe level of horror was to be expected. The scares were mostly jump scares with a very anti-climatic conclusion. Much like Insidious, I preferred our villain(the woman in black), as a vision of fear in the distance. Once you zoom in on the bitch...its disappointing.<br /><br />I wanted to like this film better than I did. Maybe I did build it up to much. Maybe I critiqued it too harshly. Maybe I'm just a tough horror nerd to please. I would still recommend this one for date night. Its a damn pretty movie and a damn good ghost story....its just gonna be a stretch when you need to "hold your honey's hand when your scared." But if he's a good date he will protect you from that cgi, child killing, ghostie!Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-31767597198492742102012-03-01T20:29:00.003-08:002012-03-01T21:09:37.360-08:00Great Moments in Gore<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dJh07-ORkaU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br /><br />Alright. So, I know I have been absent for most of the month. You guys are writers! And readers. And artists. I know your not gonna slap me with a poor attendance mark. Right? I wanted to give you a little insight on what my progressing adventure into the music scene has been like. Trust me, its a lot like this familiar scene from Slumberparty Massacre 2. <br /><br /><center><b>Features</center><br />-Rock and Roller, complete with leather jacket and ferocious hair.<br />-Killer guitar solo. hehehe<br />-When sexy dreams end up with the worse blue balls you could possibly imagine. <br />-80'stastic girls up against the heaviest guitar/death drill combo ever. Driller Killer indeed!</b><br /><br />Ok. So, that has not happened...yet. Everyone I have met are dedicated, talented, and inspiring people. Absolute sweet hearts too!! I'm trying to find the way to balance all the writing I want to get done so..bear with me. <br /><br />Long live rock and roll! Or maybe in this particular example, survive rock and roll!!Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-40016741930746385752012-02-18T16:42:00.000-08:002012-02-18T16:49:00.272-08:00Ill Come Back to youWow! Its been awhile hasn't it. Its not that I havent been watching horror movies. Oh I have! I just got a new gig as, wait for it..............a MUSIC JOURNALIST. I am now writting for a local music website and magazine reviewing shows and interviewing musicians. We are publishing next month and had to get some content in before the end of the month. I have been writing, writing, writing. And going to a lotta shows! <br /><br />So, I am sorry I dissapeared like that. Im working on some more reviews for Girl on Gore right now! You will be seeing me again real soon folks! Oh and I can't wait to see what all of you guys have been up to! You guys see The Woman in Black? I did. Review, coming right up and I'd love to hear what you guys thought of it ok!?Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-29666895491783854262012-02-02T19:49:00.000-08:002012-02-02T21:55:59.352-08:00Great Moments in Gore<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3irUOmufTRg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br /><br />You know, I really don't know why I decided to watch this particular scene moments after making my tuna salad. It's a great scene! Loaded with camp, guts, and Montag! It's also a great tuna salad. Loaded with celery, onions, and....mayo. While both are really awesome on their own, I don't recommend mixing the two. <br /><br /><center><b>Features:</b><br />- Evil magician<br />- Foxy lady strapped to a table under a foreboding drill.<br />- Globs of red paint I mean blood.</center><br /><br />Abra Kadabra. What is it about those sweet words that makes us get up on stage, climb into a box, and let a stranger "saw us in half?" I would need to be seriously hypnotized to let someone with a mustache that sinister strap me to a slab.Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-21641599497242082992012-01-17T20:17:00.000-08:002012-01-17T23:47:53.249-08:00The Sentinel: ReviewThe Sentinel <br />Directed by: Michael Winner<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TAXzPh6u6r0/TAWXWaKhROI/AAAAAAAACaA/v-fb7jLUyuk/s1600/0002.jpg"></center><br /><br />I knew I had to review something tonight! I spent my day off doing some lovely things but in the back of my mind I knew it was..my responsibility..my honor...my privilege..my driving force! Must review! The Sentinel is about an attractive, independent model who moves into a seemingly perfect apartment. You know it's not. I just so happen to be an independent super model who has just moved into a perfect apartment, just like our leading lady. Well, cashier at the market is really the same thing as super model right? There are just so.so.many similarities between us. But I did move into a new apartment and The Sentinel seemed an appropriate viewing choice. Glad I didn't move into that Hell hole. <br /><br />Alison Parker, played by Cristina Raines, is an independent woman seeking out her own space, separate from her shady lawyer boyfriend (Chris Sarandon). Girl is going through some shit. She is still unsteady after her attempted suicide in her youth, brought on when she catches her elderly father having a cake and hookers orgy. Truly effective and bizarre scene. Then her father dies and then, the forces of evil begin to make themselves known. Foot steps in the empty apartment upstairs, spooky headaches, and neighbors so odd they must be of a sinister nature. <br /><br />After attending what had to be the strangest cat birthday ever(yes the strangest...cat birthday party),experiencing strange sounds in the house, and stabbing her dead father, she decides to start solving the problem. Those mysterious migraines of hers only get worse when the real estate lady informs her no one else lives there, except the old blind priest upstairs. Turns out the building is actually a gateway to Hell and the church owns it. The solitary priest is responsible for watching over it and ensuring evil doesn't get in. There is a long history of these sentinels and with the death of one, a new one takes over. Guess who is the chosen look out.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NLTfU0SpCew/TccgT9ZVkLI/AAAAAAAADEU/c1xhNhiPe58/s1600/the%2BSentinel.jpg"></center><br /><br />Going into a film like this you have an understanding that with gateways to Hell there are going to be religious themes. The story works just fine, it's just very "straight forward." All of Alison's neighbors are a bunch of crooks and sinners. So they go to Hell. Apparently, Hell is a place full of stereotypes. Apparently, lesbianism and physical deformities land you a spot there. Wow, Hell is just so ignorant. A requirement to become a sentinel is a suicide attempt. Alison lost her faith and relationship with God, and Hell tries to get her to off herself. I mean, I would definitely say the career change from model to sentinel was a demotion.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xv-ayjDUMYE/TpyGi5mLLhI/AAAAAAAACtA/v6Jbi5aCH1A/s640/cristina-raines-in-the-sentinel-pic-5.jpg"></center><br /><br />While I wasn't huge on the whole Catholics versus evil motif, I enjoyed all the haunted house, bizarro kinda lucid dream parts of the movie. All those strange neighbors and the cat in the party hat were unexpected and disturbing. The strangeness of the whole thing was its most redeeming quality. Aside from Sarandon's dull reading, most of the acting is decent enough. And you know, the sheer number of cameos distracts you some from the film's flaws. It's drinking game worthy. Every time you see someone you recognize, you gotta drink and the better the cameo the stronger the drink. I mean, Christopher Walken has gotta be worth like 5 shots of something! Though it would you get you like super trashed, most of these guest spots do nothing but slow the movie down. So irritated by the cops sub plot. Why would you throw this boring and pointless bit into the mix?<br /><br />The Sentinel doesn't win any awards from me but I watched the whole thing and I was entertained. There is a certain mood, a melancholy and madness, achieved and the plot is interesting in its little twists. It's worth a watch. If not for the exploited, physically deformed people, used to play the legions of Hell, then for all those damn cameos! <br /><br /><center><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aY8_c0etO6k/SgCVpjGkOKI/AAAAAAAAAmg/8YCHlyVez8o/s1600/sentinel+1.jpg"></center><br /><br />Hey is that..<br />Beverly D'angelo <br />Jeff Goldblum<br />John Carradine<br />Burgess Meredith<br />Christopher Walken<br />Ava Gardner<br />...<br />According to my new The Sentinel drinking game..I'm wasted.Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-10011258297017947062012-01-16T17:42:00.000-08:002012-01-16T18:11:37.430-08:00The Blue Monday Give AwayAccording to some fancy scientific formula made by scientist people, today is the most depressing day of 2012. Gee. Thanks for your shining optimism scientist people. They might be right. Many of my customers at the market I work for were.....depressed today...ya..depressed. If you have found yourself with a case of the super Mondays today, I'm about to cheer you right up! It's Give Away Time!<br /><br />In case you haven't noticed, my blog has gone through a make over! You like? I love! My new page and awesome new links(hint, hint) were courtesy of my talented friend and room mate, Samantha Gardner at <a href="http://www.bluemadera.com/">Blue Madera Designs</a>. I really love her work and I also really love all you talented and insightful horror nerds out there! Its a compliment honey! That's the whole reason I started this blog, to nerd out with other nerds! Thank you! I mean it, thank you. I have some wonderful discussions with you guys. To show my thanks I'm going to be giving out sweet freebies for your page compliments of Samantha! <br /><br />To kick things off here are two horror backgrounds!Right click on the image and save to your computer. (I don't know if that's common knowledge. I can do html on my posts but I'm electronically challenged..)<br /><br /><center><a href="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/Zgirl714/suspira-girlongore-desktop.png"> <img src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/Zgirl714/suspira-girlongore-desktop.png" width="300" height="200" align="center"></a> <br><br><br /><br /><a href="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/Zgirl714/girlongore-destop-nosferatu.png"><img src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d124/Zgirl714/girlongore-destop-nosferatu.png" width="300" height="200" align="center"></a><br><br></center><br /><br />Make sure to keep checking in for new freebies!!Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-51257200217714327802012-01-10T18:52:00.000-08:002012-01-10T23:00:25.157-08:00I'm Hot for Horror HunkAlright. This whole thing probably started because I've been watching Spartacus. *Giggle* Oh yes, Spartacus. This is like the best concept for a show ever! I don't care if I've said differently anytime before! History. Yes. Lots of blood and violence! Yes. Very muscular, sweaty, men fighting each other in reveling loin cloths? Ooh Yeah! Ahem...anyway, I was inspired to share some horror hunks with all my sultry scream queens out there! Ladies..your welcome!! Fellas, I know a lot of my readers are my guys...I haven't forgotten you! I was nice enough to include a lovely female co-star for each! Those lucky, lucky, bitches...<br /><br />Ti West- Talent is very sexy, am I right?<br /><center><img src="http://www.slickdevilmoviehouse.com/Colonelscrypt%20Interview%20Archives/TiWest.jpg"></center><br />Jocelin Donahue- House of the Devil<br /><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uyYPUiQsDbc/StnpTi2ZACI/AAAAAAAAEak/9VRNsHeEhlw/s400/340x.jpg"></center><br /><br />Bruce Campbell- Essential!!<br /><center><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liezm1CJ4C1qgtt5ao1_400.jpg"></center><br />Embeth Davidtz- Army of Darkness<br /><center><img src="http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/7a479c998013c7eeec5cf43db411527d/l.jpg"></center><br /><br />Anthony Perkins- Im crazy for you<br /><center><img src="http://pic90.picturetrail.com/VOL2183/12222097/21829074/360436236.jpg"></center><br />Janet Leigh- Psycho<br /><center><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hbAoqVfh-J8/TmqOUIzYtEI/AAAAAAAADrw/REqnDqNIYBs/s640/PBDJALE-EC090.jpg"></center><br /><br />Alexander Skaragard- I don't gotta say anything. You know what im talking about. <br /><center><img src="http://photos-2.posh24.com/p/1389872/z/alexander_skarsgard/alexander_skarsgard_white_tshi.jpg"></center><br />Anna Paquin- True Blood<br /><center><img src="http://famefad.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Anna-Paquin-2.jpg"></center><br /><br />(p.s. There will be more where that came from.)Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-83272523053395419572012-01-08T19:01:00.000-08:002012-01-08T19:30:08.515-08:00Great Moments in Gore<center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/L3ViqeYUTCA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br /><br />So, I have finally discovered that the reason I've been sick on and off for 2 weeks is because I have BRONCHITIS! Oh God. Shit...I should be honest with you about something. I have a bit of hypochondria. That's right, I'm terrified of being sick. Now, I know that I'll be just fine and these antibiotics(yuck) are gonna do their job but I needed some further reassurance. What better way to feel better about your affliction then seeing something 100 times worse and saying, "At least I'm not fucking rabid!! At least i didn't turn into a sickly, homicidal, loony." <br /><br />Thankfully I did not drink wine from a vineyard sprayed with pesticides. Ill take bronchitis over pesticide induced killing sprees and disgusting facial decay...ANY DAY! Grapes of Death, directed by Jean Rollin, was my chicken soup tonight. <br /><br /><center><B>Features:</b><br />-Multiple, beautiful, French women <br />-All kinds of infected and murderous villagers<br />-A fantastic scream that any scream queen should admire!<br />-Topless decapitation<br />-Run! Run! They are sick and crazy!</center><br /><br />And on that note, time to hydrate...on pesticide free wine.Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-57380796707427592882012-01-08T12:50:00.000-08:002012-01-08T12:55:44.062-08:00TestingThis isn't Jamie. Its Samantha and I'm just trying to fixed the borked layout. I pretty much gutted the code and cleaned it up. Comment if it still looks messed up to you!Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-22384427615075717062012-01-07T21:06:00.001-08:002012-01-07T21:06:16.621-08:00Please Pardon my dustOk. My friend and are working on the layout. Please be patient while we sort through any of the bugs!!Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-16755380807651304452012-01-04T21:42:00.000-08:002012-01-07T21:03:08.736-08:00Insidious: ReviewInsidious<br />
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One of my New Year's resolutions was to get back on track with the blog and really work towards achieving its fullest potential. Huh. I guess that kinda summarizes all the resolutions on my list. Oh..its bad. Yes, I have a list and its broken down into categories to help me organize....all of them! Then, there's some like sub categories, means to achieve these goals, and I probably need to hire a personal assistant to get anywhere near completing them all. One of the bullet points on my blog list, is stop saying, "I gotta watch that," and start watching that! So, I have been going through my watch list, which is how we arrive at Insidious.<br />
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<center>Insidious is a seemingly rare triumph in the modern horror movies of today. Is it without it's faults? No. It did have some missteps but they quite forgivable when put into perspective with the successes of the film. Though, it breaks no new ground, I think its a sign that the Pg-13, Friday night movie, crowd may want a little more substance to their horror movies. Maybe everyone is tired of sitting through Saw 104, dreading seeing it all over again in Saw 105. James Wan, the director, did not use the same blood and guts technique he used in the Saw franchise. He was a bit more subtle this time. This was an effective and entertaining film, well most of it. </center><center> </center><center>The storyline is almost in homage to the well known haunted house/ ghost stories before it, such as Poltergeist and the Amityville horror. A good looking couple and their children move into a house way too large for them, soon to discover something strange is happening. They start experiencing the typical paranormal activities and then their son explores those paranormal activities and goes into a coma. Well, not really a coma, the doctor's can't explain it! *Gasp* These other worldly forces continue to terrorize them, mama in particular until she begs to move to a new house. It is there they realize, its not the house that was haunted. Then, before you can say Ghost hunters!, a team of goof ball paranormal investigators begin to check the house with their satirical ghost equipment. Fronting the team is a clairvoyant, played by LIN SHAYE! I love this lady! How cute is she? This role was just a sign that she can pull any character off! </center><center><img src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQr-OWsDXVtQ2Vcw3yJPvEtXF9HkU7YCy_ycjTT5W9qXVFKrZo0Hfsyv38"></center>
Remember that "well most of it" from earlier? That all starts here in the final quarter of the film. People are astral projecting too much, which is an explanation I could have accepted had it just been their son...but it runs in the family? Come on.. Daddy has to go into this other dimension to bring back his son and there's all these bad cgi ghosties everywhere. The worst moment was the reveal of the ridiculous cgi demon who had been winning the race for the boy's body. Throughout the film, this demon was much more frightening as an unseen presence, described in pictures. Ya...that thing, fully seen in the climax, kinda ruined it for me. That seems to be the major consensus, doesn't it? </center><center> </center><center>Insidious did a great job in the earlier moments of the film scaring us. All the spooky things happening in the house and all the loud dissonant music freak you out. The acting is good and the filming is crisp and technical. Everything leading up to the unfortunate, over the top ending, ending was stylized fun! If you're going to build up the audience throughout the movie, hinting at and hinting at, you can't disappoint them when you finally reveal. I know there has to be some big climax but there has to be some other way. That big red demon didn't scare me.....I don't honestly know how I would have ended it but if that's the big bad, I would have preferred never to see the reveal. </center><center> </center><center>I admit im a sucker for ghost stories. Lots of the sub genres I loved so much before have been overwhelmed by generic shit, (zombies anyone?) but hauntings continue to scare me. Seriously! Think about it. All home are haunted in a sense. Someone has slept in my room before me, a stranger. How many people have cooked in my kitchen, looked out my window, or locked my door? Shit...all houses are haunted. I know that Insidious was nothing new to horror but I hope it does usher in a torture porn free marquee, at least for awhile. Chances are you will enjoy it, most of it.
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Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-45464331597497171372012-01-04T18:46:00.000-08:002012-01-04T18:52:54.936-08:00New YearSo sorry about my most recent disappearance. I spent the month of December moving into my new downtown Tucson apartment oh ya...and throwing up. Yep...I got sick! One of my many resolutions is to write something every day. Different things. So, you will be seeing a lot more of me. <br /><br />My dear friend, Samantha, who I interviewed about *sigh* Mother of Tears, is working on a brand spanking new layout for the site. I got a queue full of movies!! And since Im done unpacking I can finally watch Inside, which my horror buddy Dominick let me borrow. Yay! <br /><br />Hope you all had a great Holiday. Ill be seeing you soon.Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-32535260268096797292011-12-05T19:40:00.000-08:002011-12-05T21:26:05.354-08:00Things i've Learned from Christmas Horror MoviesWith gifts, Christmas presents included, it is really the thought that counts. Hey. Someone gets you something, you had better be thankful. And if that "something" is a horrible sweater a relative gets you, you know you ought to wear it at just one family function where said relative will be attending. Nothing says gratitude like your own personal shame. "Thanks. Its just what I always wanted!" <br /><br /><b>Rule: There are plenty of respectful ways to ask about the return policy. If you have any shred of suspicion that your Christmas present might kill you and the whole town, ask for the receipt. It will probably kill the whole town and all the good little girls and boys and elves. Trust me, exchange the thing for the cash and buy yourself something nice.</b><br /><br />Who can say whats a more horrifying Christmas morning surprise? Tacky Christmas sweater. Cute little furry critter who's like a ticking time bomb! Who's gonna remember all those rules with all those sparkly Christmas lights and pies all over the place!? Its a close one. <br /><br />Gifts you need to Politely decline:<br /><center><img src="http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gremlins2splash.jpg?d8bc3b"></center><br /><i>Gremlins</i><br />1. Mogwai and any other small mysterious creatures the gifter found in Chinatown. <br /><center><img src="http://www.socal.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/4770-body.jpg"></center><br /><i>Child's Play</i><br />2. Creepy little man dolls. <br /><center><img src="http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/041217/16194__nightmare_l.jpg"></center><br /><i>Nightmare Before Christmas</i><br />3. Delightful and whimsical claymation monsters.<br /><center><img src="http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/06/26/11062619_gal.jpg"></center><br /><i>Silent Night, Deadly Night</i><br />4. Box cutters..big red flag when its used. <br /><center><iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/camndOJGmSM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br /><i>Santa's Slay</i><br />5. EXPLOSIVES!!!Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466406723610225571.post-70507042976745544082011-12-03T18:56:00.000-08:002011-12-03T19:48:11.877-08:00Great Moments in CHRISTMAS goreIn recognition of that Merriest of merry times of year, Christmas, I'm gonna give my features a little Holiday make over for the month of December! I will deck the halls and play reindeer games. Ill remember Santa is watching my every move, every review will bring me one step to closer to naughty or nice!! Its nice...in case you were wondering..I'm totally going to be on the nice list this year. Lets all have a cheerful and blood drenched Christmas and a gory New Year!<br /><br /><center><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YsWdtDgeP40" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></center><br /><br />There are a lot of great yuletide horror movies out there. I mean come on, Santa's last name is claws (Claus whatever). That really writes itself. My favorite of all these films is Black Christmas, directed by Bob Clark, in 1974 of course. All I want for Christmas is no more remakes...<br /><br /><center><b>Features:</b><br />- The eerie harmonies of children caroling. <br />- Heavy breathing and menacing whispering. <br />- Glass unicorn figure. Glass fucking unicorn figure to the chest! <br />- Festive little sprays of blood.<br /><br /><b> Christmas decoration Count:</b><br />1 brightly lit wreath<br />1 not so brightly lit wreath<br />A light here and there..<br />2.1 Christmas decorations. </center><br /><br />Great Christmas movie. Great slasher movie! Can I get a fa la la la la if you feel the good tidings I'm sharing with you!Girl on Gorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09659929508584881869noreply@blogger.com12